i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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