you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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