just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize