We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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