I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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