we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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