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So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.

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(651): So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure. http://tfl.nu/i2sm

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(310): View more from California

Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.

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Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.

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(310): Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her. (310): Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse. http://tfl.nu/0qfy

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(816): View more from Missouri

He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.

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(816): He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost. http://tfl.nu/3w08

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(630): View more from Illinois

The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.

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(630): The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking. http://tfl.nu/uq3n

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.

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(724): You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night. http://tfl.nu/vcog

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(305): View more from Florida

The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever

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(305): The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever http://tfl.nu/qxjf

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(773): View more from Illinois

Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy

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(773): Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy http://tfl.nu/v4pi

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(509): View more from Washington

Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?

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(509): Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right? http://tfl.nu/bnll

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(937): View more from Ohio

How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.

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(937): How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold. http://tfl.nu/0xc1

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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..

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i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.

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(856): he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio.. (856): i wasnt really sure how to responde to that. http://tfl.nu/m794

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(518): View more from New York

whiskey

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stop

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tequila

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you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up

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(518): whiskey (914): stop (518): tequila (914): you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up http://tfl.nu/4nb1

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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire

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(484): if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire http://tfl.nu/0try

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(314): View more from Missouri

Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.

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(314): Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night. http://tfl.nu/wauu

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(856): View more from New Jersey

She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.

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(856): She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group. http://tfl.nu/inny

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(512): View more from Texas

I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...

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Cross faded me is not the classiest.

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No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that

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(512): I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed... (512): Cross faded me is not the classiest. (817): No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that http://tfl.nu/rzqz

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