Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
if i died would you start the facebook group?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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