Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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