? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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