I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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