Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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