I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Who died my cat blue again?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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