You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
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Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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