Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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