you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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