3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He felt like a one man threesome
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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