No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
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The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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