Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
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I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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