I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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