my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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