Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
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Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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