So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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