Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I think I sprained my soul last night
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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