when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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