if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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