have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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