Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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