We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
a search helicopter?!
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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