After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Couch. On fire.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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