i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I met the friendliest cop last night
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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