Your tits are I can't wait for
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize