if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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