it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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