New low: just hacked my moms facebook
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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