I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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