some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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