My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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