After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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