Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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