Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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