Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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