Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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