I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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