I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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