Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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