I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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