Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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