I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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