in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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